walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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