we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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