Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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