How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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