we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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