Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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