awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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