scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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