Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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