I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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