Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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