After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Semen is not good for contacts.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
