well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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