I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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