Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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