her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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