ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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