what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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