i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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