you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said âEat Freshâ while his GF was with him. FML
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