kristin has been a bad kristin
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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