i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
