You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Randomize
