how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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