Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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