...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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