i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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