i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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