She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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