New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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