I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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