Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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