Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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