So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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