STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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