Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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