Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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