Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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