Dual....:-)
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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