Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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