Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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