i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
COCAINE IS GR8
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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