Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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