Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
vagina is talking i cant
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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