I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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