I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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