I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
you made out with another girl for some wings
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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