D3 body, D1 cock
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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