So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I DEMAND FORESKIN
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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