I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
How does it feel to date your dad?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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