3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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