He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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