I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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