Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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