Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

why didn't you poke me back

Fav 5 2056 2149
share tweet
(202): View more from Washington, DC

I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.

Fav 25 2412 813
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(951): View more from California

yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.

Fav 63 1912 10501
share tweet
(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.

Fav 19 6321 2570
share tweet
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
Read it at the TFLN blog
(910): View more from North Carolina

So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?

Fav 12 4353 1379
share tweet
(419): View more from Ohio

currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school

Fav 16 4383 1869
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(213): View more from California

your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.

Fav 7 4788 1332
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(415): View more from California

Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.

Fav 4 1111 814
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(740): View more from Ohio

Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.

Fav 4 1026 533
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT