i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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