if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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