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I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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