I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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